Top 10 Things Most Often Heard Backstage
1. Can you get my ________ ?
This is mostly heard during tech rehearsals when we're all trying to figure out the important stuff, like timing and how the show runs. But at one point or another, there's something you'll leave in the dressing room or green room.
2. Put that back!!!
If you are part of the props crew you say this a lot. If you are backstage you hear it a lot. In fact, there are signs saying not to touch stuff! (They don't always work.)
Even though it sounds like a geyser is going off back stage, this is used a lot. With kids, teens, young adults, and older adults not everyone knows the appropriate level of volume.
4. You need to move!
This also is heard mostly during tech rehearsals. People don't always know where set pieces live backstage or realize that the costume that person is wearing will end up on that chair your sitting on in about 3 seconds.
5. You can't sit there.
You might say this is a repeat because you have to tell different people that they can't sit there every show.
6. Will you help me change?
Also heard during tech rehearsals when the actors are realizing how little time they actually have to switch from a fish to a Whoville character, for example. If you have a buddy to help get the zipper up or the hair in that wig cap, it make those changes go a lot faster.
7. I found this.
As a veteran crew member, I have been given all kinds of found treasures including staples, tape, bobby pins, safety pins, plastic things, birthday candles, batteries, parts of costumes, parts of props, and parts of the set! The fun of theatre!
8. What is this?
Even though this prop has been sitting on the props table for six weeks, it never fails that during the most quiet scene in the show, you hear someone ask someone to explain what it is.
9. Where's the director?
Everyone always has questions for the director. But for some reason, the middle of show is the best time to ask.
10. It's dark.
Yes, back stage is dark. Thanks for letting me, the whole cast, and the audience know!
and Veteran DreamWrights Crew Volunteer