Stars of sitcoms past appear in something new that feels very old.
"How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)" (9:30 p.m., ABC, TV-PG) stars Sarah Chalke ("Roseanne," "Scrubs") as Polly, a sensible wife and mother who abandons her goofy, irresponsible husband, Julian (Jon Dore), to move back with her middle-aged but free-spirited parents, Max and Elaine (Brad Garrett, "Every body Loves Raymond," and Elizabeth Perkins, "Weeds").
Polly's parents' eccentricities are told in a series of flashbacks narrated by their exasperated daughter. Hedonists who never left the 1970s, they speak freely about the "key party" orgies of their youth. Elaine describes her youthful promiscuity as a point of pride. The habit of sharing too much information reaches a dreadful extreme when Elaine describes the aesthetic effects of Max's testicular cancer surgery.
Max and Elaine's loopy escapades and their "let it be" attitude regarding parenting stand in stark contrast to Polly's far-too-controlling behavior toward her own daughter, Natalie (Rachel Eggleston).
Will valuable life lessons be learned?
It's hardly surprising that Garrett proves less than convincing as a hedonist. Even here, his penchant for self-expression rarely transcends mere grumpiness. Much of that is directed at the well-meaning and useless Julian, who continually tries to re-insinuate himself into their lives with sweet, but ultimately annoying, gestures. Perkins' character is equally unconvincing.
The notion of parents from the free-love generation raising a slightly stiffer offspring is at least as old as "Family Ties," a comedy that debuted 31 years ago. "Absolutely Fabulous," the British comedy that perfected the art of lampooning delusional, middle-aged ex-
hippies, debuted more than 20 years ago. Even "Dharma & Greg" is from another century.
There are reasons why doomed shows like "Parents" debut at the end of the television season. It's not clear if we should recoil from its abject waste of talent, its paucity of fresh ideas or the fact that it debuts after "Modern Family," a successful series that proves there is still life in the sitcom genre.
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Kevin McDonough can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.