Editor's note: Get to know Hanna and Betty, the new super-secret restaurant review team for The York Dispatch. Reviews by these cracked culinary comedians will run twice a month in the Food section. Want to recommend a restaurant for review? Email food editor Mel Barber at firstname.lastname@example.org with your suggestion, and we'll see what we can do.
Hanna: Where do you want to eat dinner tonight?
Betty: I don't care. Where do you want to go?
Hanna: How about [Super-Secret Restaurant]?
Betty: No, I don't want to go there. How about [Redacted To Protect the Hungry]?
Hanna: No, I don't want to go there.
Betty: Oh, I know! Let's go to [Shh! No Giving Away the Restaurants in Advance]!
Hanna: Eh, we just ate there last week.
Betty: Yeah, but we really liked it, didn't we?
Hanna: True. But I feel like trying someplace new.
Betty: See? This is why we need to write a restaurant review column for the paper. I'm sure lots of people out there are having the same conversation. We can help them find a good place to eat.
Hanna: We have eaten at pretty much every single restaurant in York County.
Betty: And we're awesome.
Hanna: Well, yes, that's true.
Betty: Who better to review restaurants than two awesome chicks who love to eat? Though I think we should tell the readers a little about us and why they should read our column.
Hanna: I want to go first!
Betty: You always go first!
Hanna: True. OK. You go first.
Betty: I don't know what to say. You go first.
Hanna: Nice. I think the problem with restaurant reviews is that they can be too highbrow.
Betty: We're definitely not highbrow. We might even be lower than lowbrow. We're below-brow.
Hanna: All I know is I have the vocabulary of a fourth-grader. You're the smart one.
Betty: I think people just want to know where to go to get a good meal, good service, a nice atmosphere and a reasonable price. This is York, not Paris. People aren't looking for those fishy egg things and guys to smell their wine.
Hanna: I seriously could not find Paris on a map.
Betty: That's true. So that's what we'll do. We'll tell them where to go to get a good deal on a great meal with honest reviews from two funny chicks who are looking for the same things when they go out.
Hanna: See? I told you you were the smart one.
— Hanna and Betty are the alter egos of two York County professionals who love dining out.