Kimberly Crosier-Crowley
Kimberly Crosier-Crowley (submitted)

Some nights are memorable for all the right reasons. Other nights are better left forgotten.

A pants-less New Freedom woman is likely hoping to forget - and likely hoping everyone else will forget as well - her most recent Saturday night that ended with a ride in a Southern Regional Police cruiser.

Kimberly Crosier-Crowley, 55, no address provided, is charged with criminal trespass, loitering and prowling at night, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness after she allegedly urinated on her neighbor's sofa, according to police.

She is free on $5,000 unsecured bail.

Crosier-Crowley was allegedly intoxicated and pants-less when she went into her neighbor's house on John Randolph Drive about 11:30 p.m. and refused to leave, police said.

When the neighbor called 911, Crosier-Crowley alleged urinated on his sofa, police said.

Crosier-Crowley fled the house when officers arrived but was found, still not wearing pants, stumbling on the street, police said.

She was uncooperative with officers, who noted that she had a strong odor of urine and feces when taken into custody.

Crosier-Crowley was taken to central booking for arraignment.